i am so tired of children (i have been babysitting my cousins (9&6) fulltime since friday) they’re so exhausting, especially these specific boys, and one can’t sleep with the lights on and the older one is literally terrified of everything, especially the dark and i am simultaneously too old for this and too young for this 

i’m not having children for like 10 years and frankly i’m a bit surprised that i’m not entirely sworn off children (though i’m a little scared to ever have a child like the older one because he’s a hassle and a half most times)

tatbrochu:

Orphan Black: a summary

inspired by (x)

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

invasion of the ducklings

imsirius:

Maria Hill in Captain America: The Winter Soldier