brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

waydownonthepoopfarm:

jvh1988:

Daniel’s message to Tom on Good Day LA

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

faerypotter:

Sometimes I read a book or a story and I get really sad because that will never be my life. Other times I’m really glad I’ve never had to rebuild my village after a dragon attack.